ask meme: cruel intentions

"My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible." 
"Everybody does it; it’s just that nobody talks about it." 
"You could be a model. It’s too bad you’re not sexy."
"It’s not like you have a husband - unless you’re married to Jesus." 
"Aww, she’s crying. Little baby upset about the big bad book." 
"Who are you spying on? That her?" 
"The only thing you’ll be riding is me." 
"People shouldn’t experience the act of love until they are in love." 
"You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love." 
"How can someone so charming be so manipulative?" 
"Keep your legs together. This isn’t Jamaica." 
"My, what an adorable shirt you’re wearing!" 
"So, what are you doing in your room?" 
"Who are you to criticize something you’ve never experienced?" 
"I didn’t mean to offend you."
"This sure doesn’t taste like an iced tea. "
"He told me loved me, and I believed him." 
"I love you"? My God. You are completely pussy-whipped." 
"What happened to us?" 
"How do you do it? Where do you get your strength?" 
"Could you be more queer?" 
"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer." 
"I have a reputation to uphold." 
"Silly rabbit. My triumph isn’t over her. It’s over you." 
"You’re telling me you had the chance to fuck her and you didn’t?" 
"Get your ass on the bed and prepare for the fuck of your life." 
"Now tell me, are you in… or are you out?" 
"How dare you treat me with such disrespect!" 
"How is your gold-digging, whore of a mother enjoying Bali?" 
"Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way." 
"Jesus Christ, where have you been?" 
"I hate it when things don’t go my way. It makes me so horny." 
"Why can’t we be together?" 
"I don’t trust myself with you." 
"This isn’t working out for me anymore." 
"There’s something I have to tell you." 
"It’s not you. It’s me… I’m completely fucked up."
"I thought I was in love with you but it was just a lie." 
"I just… I just wanted to see what you were like in bed." 
"The fact of the matter is, there is someone I love."
"You mean nothing to me!" 
"You were just a conquest." 
"That little wager of yours? Count me in." 
"I’ll give you something you’ve been obsessing about." 
"You’ve got yourself a bet, baby." 
"I can’t win with you." 
"E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles." 
"God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex." 
"You’re in love with her, you don’t love me anymore." 
"Look at yourself, look at what you’ve been reduced to!" 
"People don’t change overnight. You and I are two of a kind." 
"I’m willing to take my chances." 
"Sometimes, I wanna kill myself." 
"I don’t fuck losers." 

Pampered cat @shinystarz



Ragyo sonrio al escuchar el maullido de la gata y la acomodo mejor para que viera su rostro mientras sonreía amablemente.


-Que pasa, Yoru? Estas rara, bueno debe ser porque acabas de despertarte de la siesta, no?-dice divertida mientras acariciaba su cabeza con sus dedos sin dejar de mirar a la gata.

Ok, eso ya estaba raro. 

Si bien, disfrutaba estar asi, definitivamente, pero, el cambio la desconcertaba demasiado, ¿debería mostrarse como demonio?, pero, si eso era una ilusión, pero, si no lo era, ¿que?. 

Decidió esperar, mostrarse como un simple gatito, hasta después, tomaría su forma real, y analizaría el lugar por completo.

Ya decidida, maullo y mordio a su dueña, mostrandole, que, de hecho, si tenia hambre.

roleplaying psa


Dear RP partner,

                       I’m sorry I take 2837897845748 years to respond.

                                                                                                                Love, the Mun



Ragyo solo sonrio divertida al sentir la presencia a pocos pasos de su propia oficina. Al parecer su invitado especial ya estaba por llegar, era obvio que una sonrisa se deslizo en sus labios ante la espera.

No cabía duda de que se divertiría ahora.


-Definitivamente, es una Gorgona, pero ¿Como no la note antes, este se supone que es MI zona.- pensaba Isis al atravesar el espacio entre el elevador y la oficina, permitiendo que su fachada cayera parcialmente, mostrando humedad en su cabello, al mismo tiempo que sus ojos brillaban en un azul peligroso.

-Lo que sera, sera…- suspiro, entrando al lugar.

If you can get my muse hot and flustered, they will have to do something for you. C’mon i dare ya!

Send me a song that you thinks fit my character.

Send “I’d totally fuck you” for my muse’s reaction to yours saying it.


I fucking dare you.

Send me a ₩ for my character protecting yours during a thunderstorm.


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quarantine au.     our muses are neighbors. have been for awhile. they say hello here and there. but, they really get acquainted when their apartment building is suddenly put on lockdown. no one’s getting in, no one’s getting out. they team up to try and find a way out of the building suddenly turning into a frenzied hell. old lady madeline down the hall just tried to eat off their ankles. they don’t particularly understand, but they are battling to get out. alive. together. 

imagine me and you au.    one muse is getting married to her best friend. they thought happily. the florist | dj | caterer - stops by to give a greeting and a happy wish to the supposedly happy couple. just as the bride is walking down the aisle, they catch eyes with the second muse. everything in their world changes. they meet at the reception and carry on quite the conversation. they’re having fun together. that’s it, right? no; far from that’s it. the groom calls up this florist | dj | caterer and invites them over for dinner, gratefully helping their wife make a new friend. a new conversation is carried on and they agree to go to a concert | game together. new feelings start to appear. did they really fall in love on their wedding day?

mr. and mrs. smith au.    our muses are married. have been for awhile, but things haven’t been as happy - not that it matters. they’re always at work. but, both of them work for separate mercenary corporations. the companies set them up against each other. will one succeed or will they work together? 

slave-ish au.    my muse has been wanted dead by a large company. they capture muse b as bait and use mind control on them, but my muse is the only thing balancing out their old self. they strike a deal with their boss to keep my muse alive. mostly unwillingly, they work under muse b.